Pelvic floor, above this curse abounds
Seems to last forever
Just leave me alone I do warn ya
'Cus my rags, they are due
You bloat me don't you?
So now it's flowing along
A menstruental song
Of my menstruental friend, I despair

He comes one month apart
Takes a week just to depart
It's my menstruental friend, wanna share?
So it's no big surprise
That Kotex I utilize
A visit's planned from "George with the red hair"
Then in the dead of night
Belly is cramping tight
My menstruental friend doesn't care

Buy Midol and drink some Chamomile
'Til I heard suggestions
I was quite appalled
When you told me
You'd like a sex spree
Right here now with me
'Cus now it's flowing along
A menstruental song
Oh my menstruental friend's so unfair

Need some douche - vinegar
For this curse that's vulvalar
Oh my menstruental friend makes me swear
Like a banshee's my guise
'Til my hormones harmonize
Sometimes it creeps upon me unaware
It is some kind of blight
Never comes by invite
My menstruental friend, I despair

So now it's flowing along
A menstruental song
How my menstruental friend, it does wear

Mood's been ir-regular
I could go for jugular
During visit from ol' "Georgie Red Hair"
Now this flow's utilized
Just to make me pregnantized
Then for nine months I would at least be spared
Fifty would expedite
Menopause sure looks bright
My menstruental friend would be rare

Once more it's flowing along
A menstruental song
There's no menstruental end anywhere