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Song Parodies -> "Cheapest 'illary Sho' Ever!"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Cheapest 'illary Sho' Ever!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I seemed to have scored a semi-hit with "For Wha' I' Wor'", so I shall follow up with "I'm 'illary The Eighth, I Am." Seeing as the OS was originally a Cockney drinking song, I believe it should be rendered in its original drunken, degenerate Cockney
I'm 'illary the eighth, I am
'illary the eighth I am I am
I caugh' Willie with another cheap 'ore
'e's been busted seven times before
And every slu' was an 'illary ('illary!)
'e wouldn't 'ave a Millie or a Pam (No Pam!)
I'm 'is eighth best girl, i'm 'illary
'illary the eighth I am

(Second verse, dumber than first)

Oym 'illary the 8, I yam
'illary the 8, I yam, I yam
Oy saw Billy with an 'ooker next store
'e's gone 'umpin' seven times before
An every c#n' was an 'illary ('illary!)
'e wouldn't slip his willie in a Pam (No Pam!)
Oym 'is eighth best bird, oym 'illary
'illary the 8, I yam

(Final ode, in proper mode)

I'm Hillary VIII, I am
Hillary VIII, I am I say
I discovered William with a slattern next store
He's fornicated seven times before
And all foregoing were named Hillary
He would not choose a Millicent or a Pam
I'm his eighth go to, I'm Hillary
Hillary VIII I am

H. I. L. L. A. (and two more letters! ;-D)

'illary (Hillary!)
'illary (Hillary!)
'illary the 8th oy yam, oy yam
Hillary VIII I am

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Rob Arndt - January 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Way to go CML- 555!
Jonathan - January 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Nice! you actually did it! 5s
CML - January 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Didn't think there was enough for a submission, Jon, as there is only one short stanza in the OS repeated three times. But then, my previous parody gave me an opening and an idea

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