Song Parodies -> "Emory The Sperm"

Original Song Title:

"Henry The Eighth"

Original Performer:

"Emory The Sperm"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I'm Emory The Sperm. I am!
Emory The Sperm, I am, I am!
Try'n to snag onto a fertile egg,
I'm a chaser, but I will not beg..
I've got a tail and a stem-ory (stem-ory)
And like my gang a' pals, I love to ram (to ram)
When we take a swim, it's them or me..
Emory The Sperm I Am!

I'm Emory The Sperm, I am!
Emory The Sperm, I am, I am!
I can jiggle wiggle like a worm
Microscopic, but I'm not a germ..
My mission's firm in my memory (memory)
To give an ov'ry cell a little slam..(a slam)
I'm a seed of life called Emory,
Emory The Sperm, I Am!

I'm Emory The Sperm, I iz
Emory The Sperm, I iz, I iz!
I've been busy since the world was young
Copulation is where I get sprung
I'm very small, but I'm shimmery, (glimmery)
I started with some love, Eve gave A-dam..(A-dam)
I'm the white knight Pope of populace,
Emory The Sperm I Am!

E - M - O - R - Y
Emory (Emory)
Emory (Emory)
Emory The Sperm I am, I am!
Emory The Sperm I am, I am!

Yeah!

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timmy1000 - November 20, 2009 - Report this comment

This one reads like it should be played in a sex-ed class - very funny.

Old Man Ribber - November 20, 2009 - Report this comment

A true sperm wail! ;D

Ziggy The Zygote - November 20, 2009 - Report this comment

I heartily approve of this parody... a real blast(omere)!

SisterMerryCatLicker - November 20, 2009 - Report this comment

sir L'AIR de Farce, the Duke oPOP . . . so you're the Pope of PoP ulace, eh ? ?

blackjack21 - November 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Absolutely hilarious!!! Pure parody fun. 555

AFW - November 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, timmy, could be good for school, I guess..didn't think of that...and thanks, OMR...good pun.....and thanks, Ziggy..and LCC...good pun...but that's Emory, not me...and thanks, blackjack...

Leo Keough - November 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Or it could be the theme song for a new cartoon show...Your fertile imagination really showed on this one!!!...555!!!

Ann Hammond - November 21, 2009 - Report this comment

he he

AFW - November 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Leo...and thanks for the giggle, Ann

Christie Marie M - November 21, 2009 - Report this comment

This takes me back to sex-ed class. I always thought that sperm resemble little tadpoles. Fertilizing 3 sets of 5's!!

Andria - November 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Great as usual, AFW. This parody really showcases your imagination and sense of humor, and is worthy of 5s.

Stan Hall - November 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Ever the fecund source of fine parodies ... bravo, AFW! :-)

AFW - November 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Christie, and Andria....and hey, Stan..good to see your name, again..where ya' been?

Stan Hall - November 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Tnx, AFW. Been bsy elsewhere, but hope to run up a few things soon. Then must get busy creating the recorded parodies it's become sort of my tradition to attach as gift tags to family members' Xmas presents.

Andria - November 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Great to see you back, Stan! Now all we need is for Jim Rotondo and Gari J to come back, and for Christie Marie M to write another parody or four or five.I wish I could vote again on this parody since it was so good, but I can't. :-(

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