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Song Parodies -> "Belly Button Bob"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Belly Button Bob"

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The Lyrics

I'm Belly Button Bob, I am
Belly Button Bob, I am, I am
Checkin' navels for the record books,
Great occupation, takin' all those looks
Won't inspect a stem..that's not feminine..(feminine)
Not equipped for masculinity..(no He)
I'm a kinked old guy, called Belly Bob,
Belly Button Bob, I be

I'm Belly Button Bob, I am
Belly Button Bob, I am, I am
Navel inspector chief, who's self employed
Phone for appointments, I'll be overjoyed..
I find more "Outies" than an "Innery"(Innery)
No nervous service, gentle as a lamb..(a lamb)
Never charge a cent, my fee is free,
Belly Button Bob, I am

I'm Belly Button Bob, "The Best"
Also handle boobs, will check..the chest
Open all hours, seven days a week,
I gently lift tne blouse, and sneak a peek
Full-y insured, give a warranty, (warranty)
Free bonus..lower services, yes, mam..(yes, mam!)
All my customers leave satisfied,
Belly Button Bob, I am,,

Belly Button Bob, I am

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Fiddlegirl - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment
twisted mister... ;)
TJC - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Well... as long as you're bonded then I guess it's OK!
Funny stuff... loved "Innery"...
Timmy1000 - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I tried singing this and got my tongue all twisted. Funny write and a 555 for you.
Guy - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Farce - don't tell me - you learned your trade at the US Naval Academy. My fave was also innery - that had to have been inspired. You're reads always please. It's well written with no emBELLYishments.
Andria - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Great one, AFW. My belly button isn't all that interesting unless you like off-center outies. 5s to you.
Guy - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Farce - just one more jab - you just like pushin' people's buttons, don't you?
blackjack21 - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment
No room at the Innery, it's full of Fives. Funny stuff.
AFW - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys and always have funny, punny comments...
TT - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Title switch and concept were, uh, "imaginative", to say the least! :)
NavelStationAnnie - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
oh, sir, so you be a Navel watchin' cowpoke, Sir ? ? Lord NavelHerMore ? ?

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