-> "Henry Louis Gates"
Original Song Title:
"Henry the Eighth"
Parody Song Title:
"Henry Louis Gates"
The Lyrics
I’m Henry Louis Gates, I am
Henry Louis Gates, I am, I am
Found an officer at my front door
What he wanted, I can’t say for sure
He should have known I was Henry (Henry)
But didn’t seem to give a tinker’s d*** (oh, d***)
As they handcuffed me—Me! Henry!!!-
Henry Louis Gates, I am
2nd Verse: Lame as the 1st
I’m Henry Louis Gates, I am
(Es)teemed Professor Gates, I am, I am
I’ve won prizes for black literature
Even met the Royal Queen before
And everyone worships Henry
Unless they are a racist white lawman
Wait until my documentary!
Henry Louis Gates, I am
3rd Verse: No better than 1st...
I’m Henry Louis Gates, I am
Salty as a big New England ham
All my BFFs are awfully sore
Giving conf’rences to press galore*
Last week, Obama invited me
For drinks with Sgt. Crowley- what a sham.
Then I booked myself (on) MSNBC,**
Headline News and CNN—Yes, Ma’am!-
Henry Louis Gates, I am!
* The ubiquitous Rev. Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, et al.
** Different from the original’s meter, I know. But it works if you double-time the last 1/2 of the line.
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