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Song Parodies -> "There's A Kind Of Tush"

Original Song Title:

"There's A Kind Of Hush"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"There's A Kind Of Tush"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

"There’s A Kind Of Tush"

There’s a kind of tush
I love on a girl – not slight.
I love on a girl a big rear. Those round earth mothers I love,
don’t want no string bean
just a super-plus, a waddlin’ belle in tights …
where go bottoms swelled, man, I’m feelin’ wood when they roll in sight!

Now Miss Ann C.’s too spare for me.
Roseanne, now, is who thrills, she’s so unlean
she’s splittin’ her seams.
That phony mound girls used to wear
–the bustle–ought to reappear,
for many could use
its clever butt lev’rage.

Were behinds all plush, I’d love all the girls in sight --
I long for a world full of Hottentots, each one hot to trot.

La La-la-la La-la La
La La-la-la La-la La
La-la-la La-la-la L-la-la
La-la La-la-la

There’s a kind of tush I love on a girl – not slight.
I love big girls! Geez, I bust with lust for butterball molls.
… just for butterball molls.
… lust for butterball molls.

© Stan Hall Don't believe _everything_ I write. :-)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Peregrin - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Well done Stan! We know it's all true, heh heh :)
alvin - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment
ba-donka-donk-ingly funny...clever rhyming
2Eagle - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Good play on words and rhyming.
LadyCupCakes - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Sir, for this ~butterball~ delight!

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