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Song Parodies -> "Shoulda Feared That Bat Meet"
Original Song Title:
"Can't You Hear My Heartbeat?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Herman's Hermits
Parody Song Title:
"Shoulda Feared That Bat Meet"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
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Fateful time on the spelunking soiree
Rabies, rabies, shoulda feared that bat meet
In the dark and flocking thru the skyway
Rabies, rabies, shoulda feared that bat meet
Nothing proves much grosser to see
Than bats a-reeling - that's eeeewy! (waaah!)
Caverns sure resounding with those bat beeps
And vermin spoor I breathe, vermin spoor I breathe
Soon revealed they wafted germs around me
Rabies, rabies, shoulda steered from bat fleet
Now I'm mad - that virus bad has found me
Rabies, rabies, shoulda feared that bat meet
When I basked in my sa-li-va
I know that may be hydrophobia
Can't believe I'm now encephalitic
Caught it from bats above, when push, came to shove...
Chowed my friends, my central nervous system
Rabies, rabies, shoulda feared that bat meet
Saw me bite them, and quite off, it pissed them
Rabies, rabies, shoulda feared that bat meet
Head, it swelled and also spine
Baby, rabies, saw gonads maligned
Chances now, are sounding kinda batsheet
Soon I'll be up above, soon be up above
Rabies, rabies, shoulda feared that bat meet
Rabies, rabies, shoulda steered from bat fleet
Rabies, rabies, shoulda veered from bat suite
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my favorite of the day...very "jaunting" (jaunty / haunting)
"In the dark and flocking thru the skyway" made me a rabid fan of this batty parody. Five Fangs.
This is, I can honestly say, the first time that i've ever heard of the words encephalitic, or hydrophobia, used in a parody. I'd give you extra 5's for originality, but the limit set by Chucky is three, so 555. Good job
I vant to give this parody fives, so I vill! Frightfully funny.
Bloody excellent !!!
he he I love the fruit bats even more.
Batting 555
I'm a big fan of rabies parodies. A frothy 555
Thanks everyone! :-)
Very graphic! 5's all round
"Saw me bite them, and quite off, it pissed them" Is this about Ozzy?
No ! But that line was written BY an Aussie :)
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