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Song Parodies -> "This Guy’s In Love With Shoes"

Original Song Title:

"This Guy's In Love With You"

Parody Song Title:

"This Guy’s In Love With Shoes"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.
You say this guy
This guy's in love with shoes
Hush Puppies snug
He worships them and loafers too
Walks for miles just to dwell
Within Imelda’s closet cell
Matters not how your feet’s clad
In moccasins or clogs...

Won’t you please walk
Upon this face of mine
Dig in those pumps
I promise I will crawl and whine
Tongue them now, kiss the toe
I'll lick that heel with all my sole..
All brands partakin’
Guccis or Nikes taking 'cause

I need shoes rough, my bod they cuff
Promise I'll buff, won't scuff them - I cry
And polish apply...

Show me now stillettos
Just let me ply shoe-last you know
Unshod, I’m hobblin’
Just on my ‘parts’ keep cobblin’ 'cause

I need shoes rough, some lea-ther tough
If skin they rub, your sub is this guy
With tongue, them, I’ll tie...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 11

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Matthias - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Steve K. - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
May I suggest "This gal's in love with shoes", starring Amelda Marcos.
Peregrin - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, Steve, we gave Imelda an honorary mention :)
Peter Andersson - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
It's so hard to come up with original comment so I just list my own shoes: The winter pair, the new work pair, the old work pair, the indoors at home pair with velcro, the outdoors at home pair with velcro, the long slow distance jogging pair and the fast quality intervall pair, the boots for fishing... darn, looks like I'm in love with shoes myself, and I don't even have any Swedish clogs...
mandamoo - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Walk a mile in my hobnails..heheh.. My only fetish is for your parodies ! Excellent as always :)
alvin - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
this one made my shoe's tongue hang out
Michael Pacholek - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Sole music from Merry and Pippin. The only question is: Can a guy who likes shoes that much possibly be straight?
Dick Morris - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
You makin' fun of me, or something? What's wrong with shoes?.... great concept; knew Imelda would be in there. Oh, and given our previous "beady" discussions, would this be Pippin's theme? - TT
Joe - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I enjoy it. 5/5/5
AFW - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
This laces up pretty good...fine job
Meriadoc - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks so much everyone!

Michael: of course, we just forgot to dedicate it to Malcolm... ;-)

TT: Beady? I'll have to go find that one. No, this was a Pippin idea that Merry changed - 'shoes' being the operative changeover - won't say what Pippin's guy was in love with... ;-)
TT - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Peregrin - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
And before anyone gets any ideas, it was not a 'poomaster' related idea !
TJC - August 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Wonderful idea and lex-ecution
wandlimb - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
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