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Song Parodies -> "Do You Smell What I Smell"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Hear What I Hear"

Original Performer:

Harry Simeone Chorale

Parody Song Title:

"Do You Smell What I Smell"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

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Said a little boy to his brawny Dad
Do you smell what I smell
Think our dinner's burnt brawny Dad
Do you smell what I smell
Our mom our mom
stayed up through the night
she was still awake at day light
I heard Ho Ho Ho through the night

Said the brawny dad to his neighbor John
Have you heard what I heard
Gossips from your friends neighbor John
Have you heard what I heard
She cheat, she cheats
With that Santa creep
It turns out that he and her freaked
It turns out that he and her freaked

Said the neighbor John to that Santa Claus
Do you feel what I feel
What sweet blue eyes you have Santa Claus
Do you feel what I feel
A pulse, a pulse
Runs from head to toes
Now my Santa, you are a pro
Oh my Santa, you are a pro

Said the news to the people of the town
Do you know what we know
We saw Santa Claus sneaking 'round
Turns out he's a big ho
That man, that man
Sleeps with all he can
He likes women and every man
He likes women and every man
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Matthias - November 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Is this the same Santa that's a cannibal because I'm starting to think that your version of this Kris Kringle character is skewed a little from what I'm used to. lol
Below Average Dave - November 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Well you have to understand, when I first saw Santa--it was my Dad in a suit, the next day I confirmed with my mom that Santa wasn't real--while that distant memory is fuzzy, I've since associated certain aspects of Santa with my Dad, my Dad isn't a cannibal, but he does eat a lot of meat. . .and he, well lets not go into that in case I ever do rebuild that relationship, but yeah--same Santa, I do have a pretty messed up view of him. I'm not religious, but I don't do much religion bashing because--well--only a couple of religions have really gotten under my skin (lately Jehovah's Witness') and some people (like myself) don't believe in the teachings of religion, but many people firmly believe in their God. . .because I respect that I don't often touch it, but Santa is fair game because he is an outright lie, the real Santa died long ago--and if someone other than my lover "Knows when I am sleeping, and when I'm awake" He is the character from Every Call I Make and hes either a cannibal or a ho, so I covered both:)

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