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Song Parodies -> "Everybody's Bloggin'"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody's Talkin'"

Original Performer:

Harry Nilsson

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody's Bloggin'"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I guess the social networking craze has been lost on me. Do I really need to know what you're doing every hour of the day? In minute detail? I think not!

Note: T-M-I stands for Too Much Information...or was that too much information? ;-)
Everybody’s Bloggin’

Everybody’s bloggin’ at me
I don’t care to hear their braying
Only know their ego is sublime

Bloggers posting sharing
I can’t read their pages
“Cause most of it is just T-M-I

No longer want to hear their whining
Through their boring days
Must they send an update from the thro-one?
Blanking out on their trip to gym
Bailing on their latest sneeze
And skip me over on texting from their phone

Waaah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, waaaaaaaaaaaah

Don’t really care ‘bout latest pining
Who looked cute today
I don’t need to twitter, don’t you know-oh-oh-oh
Take me off of their news at five
Leave me out of hourly tweets
I’m skipping over the details of their show

Everybody’s bloggin’ at me
Just don’t feel like playing
They can have “MySpace” and I’ll have mine

I don’t get you, leave your life offline
Oh I don’t get you, lea-eeeeeave
Waaah, wah, waaa-aaaaah
I don’t get you…

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Andria - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Good job there, and I don't have Myspace, Facebook or Twitter accounts and don't blog. 5s to you, and a great job on one of my favorite late-60s OS..
Dylan Baranski - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I DKTOS, but I don't really use any social networking sites either, though I have visited other people's MySpace, Facebook, & blog pages sometimes. Some blogs are also good sources of obscure songs that can't be found on CD or MP3, too.
Fiddlegirl - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Advice to self-absorbed teenagers (and some adults): No one-- but NO ONE-- is even remotely as fascinated with you as you are! That is, of course, unless you are more like our friend BJ21!
Mark Scotti - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
GRET OS to do this to. A natural fit! Blogging you fives...
blackjack21 - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thx to all 4 the comments. I'll twitter expanded comments 2u l8r, or u can check my facebook page. G2G, just got a IM. CU!

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