Is your god Poo-cifer?
It's hella bad for your liver
More painful thought than kidney stones
Yuck yuck blech blech eating poopy

It's found in compost, or the toilet
It's still not healthy if you boil it
It's quite a lot more vile than pee
Yuck yuck yuck yuck eating poopy

I wouldn't feed racoons such abominations
And those have been known to eat out of trash bins
I am sure there is no more deadly food sin
Like e. coli? Eat more poopy