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Song Parodies -> "I Know My Weed"

Original Song Title:

"I've Been Everywhere"

Original Performer:

Hank Snow

Parody Song Title:

"I Know My Weed"

Parody Written by:

Michael E Cormier

The Lyrics

Try to sing it if you can, but I accept no responsibility for any twisted tongue syndromes that result if attempted!
I was smoking my pipe, Along the alley behind my home
When a long hair happened by, and said, "What ya smokin', Bro"
I said, "It's a mix of Maui and Thai, Skunk, and Big Bud."
He stared and he stuttered just like Elmer Fudd.
He said, "How the hell could you find, so much wicked grass?"
and I said," Listen bud, I've smoked every kind, I've been so blessed!"

Hell I know my weed, man
Yes I know my weed, man
Even all the seeds, man
Pot is what ya need, man
Comin' down off of speed, man
Yes, I know my weed

I've seen big buds, small buds, sticky buds, pricky buds,
stinky buds, dinky buds,wicked buds, sick buds,
red buds, brown buds, green buds, gold buds,
purple buds, blue buds, even maroon buds,
flat buds, fat buds, new buds, old buds,
wet buds, dry buds, wickedly high buds (chorus)

I've seen reefer, mary jane, ganja, ease the pain
take a puff, take a toke, hold it in, don't choke
white widow, red hair, sensi with a certain flair
temple balls, wicked hash, moroccan worth a lot of cash
up smoke, down smoke, in smoke, out smoke
everything you could toke, even tried a little coke (chorus)

I've seen kick ass, wicked grass, big mass, smokin' glass,
hash pipe, weed pipe, stubby pipe, long pipe
tall bongs, tiny bongs, toke until you fall bongs,
vaporizers, power hitters, silly smoke, give ya titters
get high, get flaked, get stoned, get baked
Cheech and Chong, trippy songs, even Tommy Chong's bongs (chorus)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Meriadoc - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Tommy Chong's bong? Nix! Nix! Must n't end a parody with bawdiness...hee hee.
Michael E Cormier - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Bawdiness? If you thought that was bawdy, you should've heard the original lyrics I wrote. hee hee - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude. Whoa. That is some gnarly stuff, man. "I've been so blessed" - heh heh.
Michael E Cormier - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the compliment, Spaff. I appreciate it.
Glen S - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude... like... trees man... you know.... like...... treeeeees.... but then..... sometimes..... bushes, man..... yeah, man....

Your parody got me high, so thank you for that. Very good, especially liked the 'mary jane/ease the pain' line.
Michael E Cormier - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Glad you liked my work, Glen, but if you think a parody can make you high, then I want a puff of what you're smokin'. Must be good s**t. I wrote the lyrics and I still feel nothing. lol. Thanks man. I appreciate the compliment.

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