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Song Parodies -> "Please Listen Stop Calling"

Original Song Title:

"Please Help Me I'm Falling"

Original Performer:

Hank Locklin

Parody Song Title:

"Please Listen Stop Calling"

Parody Written by:

Dave W.

The Lyrics

Just a little political tickle.......
Please listen - stop calling
I'm through with you
You're a bore, politician
Phone rings and "Guess Who ? "
You can save all your blarney
And begging you do
Decision - recalling
All votes I threw

From your long list of blunders
Most farm's have foreclosed
Your promised endeavers
Misfortunes, we're hosed
In a land of free speech - Hear
What I'm telling's true
You know that we're paying
Your bills so ( cough ) you !

Recession's - appalling
Ya' want more to spend
For your information
Tax - is not our friend
Still, I mustn't mock you
What darn will I do ?
Petitions, name calling
Won't bother you
Election's - installing
Those with no clue

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Old Man Ribber - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Dave - That's the stuff! Good original and funny take. I say (cough) 'em all. ;D
John Barry - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Ah yes, the telephonic parasites.
AFW - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Good subject..I'm against any automated or telemarketing calls..
Lifeliver - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
This is general enough to work for all persuasions, admirably cynical. I get telemarketers who ask if my wife's at home - that's a fun one for imaginative responses. Or simply 'Just a moment, Jeff may be interested ...' then put the phone down and leave it there for a while.
There are two misspellings in 2nd verse. I'll let you find them. So 554.
Dave W. - March 06, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks OMR, AFW, Mr.Barry and Lifeliver for the comments and encouragements.....Lifeliver - I learned to be cynical at an early age. Thanks for pointing out my mistakes. One was accidental. I think the other was on porpoise {-;}
Jonathan - March 06, 2013 - Report this comment
I think you added an extra line in the final verse so 455 very good!

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