Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Bloody Limbs"

Original Song Title:

"Tainted Love"

Original Performer:

Gloria Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Bloody Limbs"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Your thighs I feel I've got to
Eat today I want them
right away
and your brains will taste just perfect to me
Those limbs I'll tear
I'll down them won't share
and you've lost your sight
I Won't floss or brush I walk slow all night

Once I ate all foods (I ate)
Now I'll eat you dude!
Your carcus if its living
I'll chase you though one eye is missin
Taste your ears and that's not nearly all
Bloody limbs
Bloody Limbs

Now you know you had best
run away, but I eat
Good most days
Are you really just gonna stare at me?
You run, you cry
shoes are untied, you trip--you'll die
I caught up your toes were great
But I wont rest cause I want some legs

I like chicks and dudes (Yummy)
I'll eat all of you
Your useless limbs I'm craving
I'll get you ain't nothing I'm saving
Your worst fear that's right I'll eat you all
Bloody Limbs
Bloody Limbs

Don't shoot me please
Though only head shots stop my feed
I love human casserole
You had best not let me catch you slow
Bloody Limbs
Your Bloody Limbs
Bloody Limbs
Bloody Limbs
Feed me all your bloody limbs
Feed me all your bloody limbs
This has been a Below Average Dave Production, All Rights Reserved

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 1
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 1
 
 4   1
 0
 0
 
 5   3
 3
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/gloriajones0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1000