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Song Parodies -> "Eat the Pets"
Original Song Title:
"Meet the Mets"
Original Performer:
Glenn Osser
Parody Song Title:
"Eat the Pets"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
Original theme song of the Mets. They had to move from Springfield to New York and changed their name from the Pets to the Mets due to backlash ;-p
Eat the pets,
Eat the pets,
Step right up and eat the pets,
Donald said it
In the debate
Guaranteed he’ll keep on spewing his hate,
Because in Springfield they are committing Voodoo,
Dogs and cats disappear, so says you know who,
Felines,
Canines,
Burger King’s now Burger Hound,
they eat the P-E-T-S Pets of Springfield town!
Oh Donald and JD and the magas on the streets,
Where did they go? To eat the pets!
While migrants work hard the magas retard,
Where did they go? To Eat the Pets!
The Magas have a new Barbeque
So hurry up and come on down -
'Cause we've got ourselves a new source of meat
The Pets of Springfield town!
Give 'em a yell!
For Mary’s Unc,
And let 'em know your rootin' for Conald Skunk!
Eat the pets,
Eat the pets,
Step right up and eat the pets,
Conald said it
In the debate
Guaranteed he’ll keep on spewing his hate,
Because in Springfield they are committing Voodoo,
Dogs and cats disappear, so says you know who,
Felines,
Canines,
Burger King’s now Burger Hound,
they eat the P-E-T-S Pets of Springfield town!
Eat the pets,
Step right up and eat the pets,
Donald said it
In the debate
Guaranteed he’ll keep on spewing his hate,
Because in Springfield they are committing Voodoo,
Dogs and cats disappear, so says you know who,
Felines,
Canines,
Burger King’s now Burger Hound,
they eat the P-E-T-S Pets of Springfield town!
Oh Donald and JD and the magas on the streets,
Where did they go? To eat the pets!
While migrants work hard the magas retard,
Where did they go? To Eat the Pets!
The Magas have a new Barbeque
So hurry up and come on down -
'Cause we've got ourselves a new source of meat
The Pets of Springfield town!
Give 'em a yell!
For Mary’s Unc,
And let 'em know your rootin' for Conald Skunk!
Eat the pets,
Eat the pets,
Step right up and eat the pets,
Conald said it
In the debate
Guaranteed he’ll keep on spewing his hate,
Because in Springfield they are committing Voodoo,
Dogs and cats disappear, so says you know who,
Felines,
Canines,
Burger King’s now Burger Hound,
they eat the P-E-T-S Pets of Springfield town!
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Good parody. On the subject of baseball, maybe the White Sox overtaking the Mets as the team who had the worst season ever can help the Mets shake off their loser franchise vibe.
So, Bernstein... interested in making an easy $150,000?
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