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Song Parodies -> "Dental On My Mind"

Original Song Title:

"Gentle On My Mind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Dental On My Mind"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

JAB wrote a fine parody to this, and gets first title credit. His was written from the dentist's perspective...mine is from the patient's
It's knowin' that I'm next in line to go and
Meet my anesthetic doom
That makes me pause and think about
The last time when I felt that needle ouch..
And it's knowin' this old yanker
Won't be easy with his pluckin,
Or the pryin' on the bad teeth that he'll find
These gum gaps in the back row
Make me shiver like wind willows,
I'm stressin' out..with dental on my mind

Now I'm grippin' this old scare chair tighter,
And that white coat devil's right beside me
He's askin' what it was I said,
'Cause with his hands in my mouth, it's hard talkin'
I mumble, just remembered - that I left my Chevy runnin',
And It's double parked by railroad tracks, inclined..
Can't this wait till next monday?
Pitch a last ditch effort, dental on my mind

That face mask..on a mission,
Just ignores me, leans his hard knee 'gainst my penis..
I'm hearin' children sobbin' in the next room,
Guess they caught my wussy moans..
I could try to cut and run, but he's too close up in my space,
And his head lamp is about to turn me blind..
All the gougin' and the crunchin', tenses up my fragile body,
Tastin' salty blood, now..dental's on my mind

Nasty mouthfuls, I expel into..the gurglin'
Cracklin cauldron, here beside me
My cheeks are like dead tissue from
The dirty rat who's spoiled my appetite
With his gloved hand - moves the work stand,
My whole mouth feels like a watermelon rind
Packin' in the gauze and cotton,
Writes prescriptions for some pain pills;
Got a canyon smile, but dental's off my mind

Flash a canyon smile'...no dental on my mi-i-ind

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Timmy1000 - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Only thing worse than going to the dentist is not going and having tooth problems. This flows well with the OS. I got a big chuckle with your sub of penis for between us.
Jonathan - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
thank god my dentist is as gentle as a lamb! 5's
AFW - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys...I see on the news a lot of people are being their own dentist...My Dad did that..pulled his own teeth with pliers...
Leough - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
By some strange coincidence, I'm in the middle of re-reading Marathon Man (William Goldman). I may never go to the dentist again. Nice job on this!
AFW - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo...Oh yeah, Marathon Man...now there was a scary movie!
Andy Primus - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
I see Leough beat me to the Marathon Man comment. My dentist is a sadist and I reckon he was the inspiration for Dr. Szell.
AFW - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andy..I know what you mean...there are some kinky doctors and dentists out there...and not just in movies
John Barry - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
What a team!
Rob Arndt - April 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Along with Mexican hotel surgery is hotel dentistry... or home grown superglue fillings!!! 555
AFW - April 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, John and Rob
Peregrin - April 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Oh no! I have to go in for a few rounds of root canal in a couple of weeks, so none of the parody or comments are helping. Great work though, but... :(
AFW - April 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin...root anal, oh no...legal torture
Peregrin - April 18, 2015 - Report this comment
OUCH! Not legal in 14 States, as I understand it!!! (check your spelling) :)
AFW - April 20, 2015 - Report this comment
OMG...now there's a type-o...or maybe a hemorrhoidal slip...guess it's time to have my eyes checked...can't "C" very well

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