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Song Parodies -> "By The Time I Get To Cold Spring"

Original Song Title:

"By The Time I Get To Phoenix"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"By The Time I Get To Cold Spring"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

This was my improv song at last night's karaoke...NOT what actually happened. The locations are in Northern Kentucky, but other cities can be substituted. ;D



By the time I get to Cold Spring I'll be weaving.
When I left the tavern I thought I was doing fine.
But it was only me I was deceiving
As I snake across that double yellow line.

By the time I hit Fort Thomas, I'll be busted.
I'll get pulled over by the hidden local cops.
My eyes and walking will be maladjusted
'Cause earlier I threw down thirteen schnapps.

By the time I get to Newport, I'll be handcuffed.
My wife will find out and skin me alive.
My message to you I can't re-peat e-nough.
For this once I'm not handing you some jive.
If you would survive -
Never drink and drive




Coming next: Brian Setzer's "Drunk, Drive, and Bail". ;D

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Andria - July 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job here, OMR. 5s.
mark Scotti - July 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Great one, Ribber. here's some sobering fives...
AFW - July 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Maybe, instead of driving..you should've rode your Campbell thru the glen..your subs fit very well
John Barry - July 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Good message, good parody.
2Eagle - July 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny parody to that dreary old song. Have you been listening to the Happy Schnapps Combo?
Barry J. Mitchel - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
A truly MADD parody. Did the cops demand ID? Oh, I forgot; it was Newport not Phoenix! 3fifths4u.

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