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Song Parodies -> "Goldman Sachs Chairman"

Original Song Title:

"Witchita Lineman"

Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Goldman Sachs Chairman"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

I am the banker for your bounty
Though you question my soul
Hear my silver tongue, see my coffers overflow
Does your 4-0-1 look tired?
Do your returns make you cry?
I’m the Goldman Sachs chairman
Who beat the sub-prime.

It’s a simple math equation
When you play our shell game
Sell to those you bet against, then clean up when they flame
No our morals won’t entice you,
And it’s doubtful we’ll do time
I’m the Goldman Sachs chairman
You’re paid for our crime

Who says greed will never help you?
Don’t let someone feed you lines.
I’m the Goldman Sachs chairman
I’m av'rice refined.
Copyright 2010 Warren Baker. More rhyme crimes at The Blogging Baker.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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 4   0
 5   4

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Lee - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Very true. 5's.
i-Da-Ho - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Quite a poetic Knighthood this week: From Saginaw guy to Wichita Lineman . . . I always enjoy hearing Glen's BIG TWO : W. L. & By the Time I Get to Phoenix ! . . . by the time I get to Boise . . . .
AFW - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Well Sached 'em pretty good
Phil N - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
This is a good one
Warren Baker - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks all! Always wanted to do this GC song, and the situation really fit the lyric.

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