-> "Senile In My Mind"
Original Song Title:
"Gentle On My Mind" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Senile In My Mind"
It's knowin' that I'm goin,
But not always knowin' where I'm goin' at..
That tends to get me into dutch and turns
My wife into one nasty grouch..
Shoulda' piddled in the bathroom,
But it wasn't all that bad,
Her geranium was dyin' anyway..
With my prostate enlargement, there's no
Time for contemplatin',,
Guess I'm sorta' gettin' senile in my mind
Yesterday I ate her fav'rite goldfish, Hell, I thought
She'd fixed me a fish dinner..
Well, anyway, it tasted great..
Much better than that crap she's always cookin'
Who the hell likes chocolate brocc'lli,
Or onions on their ice cream?
Or black coffee blended up with lemon lime?
Accident'lly shoved her poodle in the fridge,
Intead of outdoors..
Like the doc says, guess I'm senile in my mind
Hung my Depends on the clothesline,
Hey, who wants to wear 'em wet and cold and sticky?
Soaked my dentures in the toilet,
I can't always find a cup out on the lawn
My hearin' aid was squealin'..
So I tossed it in the trash
I need glasses to find glasses I can't find..
Last night I watched the hall lamp for an hour,
Thought was Oprah..
Guess I'm gettin' old and senile in my mind
(Doo, duh la da da da dah-da da)
(Doo, duh la-da doo da-doot ta doo da doo doo)
(Da, da-da da-da da-da doo-da-doo)
(Doo, doo da doo doo doo)
Now, what the hell was I singin' about? uh, oh yeah..
An aspirin in my ice bag has cleared up the migraine headaches
'Neath my helmet..
This mornin' I put both socks on my right foot and
That puzzles me a lot..
'Cause I'm a signed in democrat, who voted for old FDR last Fall..
Why's this frog here in my green tea,
And the melba toast on fire..?
Guess, like me, the wife is senile in her mind..
Just like me, my woman's senile in her mind..
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