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Song Parodies -> "Kidney Stone"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Kidney Stone"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

Ouch! :-)
Kidney stone! A kidney stone!
I can feel th’ accretion growin’.
I see really dark times knowin’
I must #1 a hefty kidney stone.

(Oh …) Kidney stone! A kidney stone!
When I feel the pain a-slashin’
I’ll be moanin’ and tooth gnashin’.
My stream won’t run ... I’m screamin’ “Kidney stone!”

(And …) I can hardly stand up to make water.
I can barely trickle any pee.
Doc, don’t be sayin’ merrily …
“Urine pain!” That’s no funny pun.

(Oh …) Kidney stone! A kidney stone!
Someone dig my grave, I’m dyin’.
If you say, Doc, I’m not tryin’
I hope someday that you’ll be cryin’ with your own …
big kidney stone,
huge kidney stone.

© Stan Hall 11/21/2008

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AFW - November 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Very painfully humorous...and I ain't kidneyin'
2Eagle - November 24, 2008 - Report this comment
A funny parody about a painful subject to a boring song.
Leo Keough - November 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Everybody must get stoned.
giggles - November 25, 2008 - Report this comment
i cringe just reading this.i dont know what that feels like but it seems like a pain that i dont want 2 feel.wait,do females get kidney stones?
Stan - November 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, all.
2Eagle -- I couldn't agree more re the OS. Leo -- gee, someone aouth to write a song around that line! :-) giggles -- kidney stones are nothing anyone wants; females do get them, but the rate of incidence -- tho' possibly increasing -- has historically been only about 1/4 that for males.
malcolm higgins - November 26, 2008 - Report this comment
saw the title.. tough one to pass..

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