Song Parodies -> "The Hunter Of Bounty"

Original Song Title:

"Wichita Lineman"

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Original Performer:

"The Hunter Of Bounty"

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The Lyrics

Duane "Dog" Chapman, world famous bounty hunter. Now has his own tv series on the A&E cable network. Last year, captured fugitive rapist, Andrew Luster, in Puerto Vallarto, Mexico

I am a Hunter For The Bounty,
It's my job, I don't fail
Trackin' fugitives
Who decide to jump their bail...

No matter where you run, I'll follow..
No escape shall come to pass
I'm The Hunter Of Bounty,
I'll stay on your ass...

I never will take no vacation,
And my nickname is "Dog"
I'll find you if you're on the moon,
Or in some hollow log...

Sure I'm in it for the money...
Motivation unsurpassed,
I'm The Hunter Of Bounty,
I'll hang on your ass...

I never will take no vacation,
And my nickname is "Dog"
I'll find you if you're on the moon,
Or in some hollow log..

Sure I'm in it for the money,
Motivation, unsurpassed,
I'm The Hunter Of Bounty,
And I'll hang on your ass...

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alvin rhodes - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

bounty hunters...the quicker picker uppers....5s

Johnny D - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

The real-life Boba Fett. 555

Stuart McArthur - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

whenever I think of bounty hunters I think of that flick Midnight Run, which was hilarious - nice work AFW - 555

AFW - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks guys..

Michael Pacholek - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Jack Walsh would approve. Too bad Stuart beat me to the "Midnight Run" reference. I was working at a movie theater when it came out in the summer of '88, and it was so f---ing funny (as DeNiro would say)! Of course, I ended up talking like that f---ing DeNiro all f---ing summer long! But rent that movie! And if you find the TV version from 1992 or so with Christopher McDonald, fuggeddabouddit! It f---in' sucks!

AFW - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks also, Michael....I don't recall seeing "Midnight Run", but there was another good bounty hunter movie that came out in 1980..with Steve McQueen...called, "The Hunter"...where he played a character based on a real person, "Papa" Thorson...It may have been Steve's last film before he died..not sure..

Stuart McArthur - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment

AFW and MP, imho the best part of Midnight Run is Charles Grodin - de Niro is fantastic but Grodin delivers those dry one-liners like he was born to it

John Jenkins - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Well done, AFW. I like your take on Mr. Chapman and his amazing ability to promote himself.

AFW - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks to John J. and Stuart

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