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Song Parodies -> "Larry is a Guernsey"

Original Song Title:

"Ferry Cross the Mersey"

Original Performer:

Gerry and the Pacemakers

Parody Song Title:

"Larry is a Guernsey"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Guernsey (pronounced GURN-see) is a breed of cattle.
He chews on greens ev’ry day
Cud keeps his hunger at bay

Our Larry
Is a Guernsey
See him stand
In field he loves
Until one day.

Ethan’s a touch unaware
He is a man quite impaired

So calmly,
Stood the Guernsey
Said Ethan,
“I’m prepared,
I’ve got my gloves.”

Bucket plopped down near a small chair
Boy thought that he’d been pranked
Larry, he thought, was girl not boy
He gave the wrong thing a yank.

People continue to talk
Ethan, at milk, he will balk.

Now Larry,
Is in Jersey
In green field
Of leaves he’s loved
On plate displayed
To his dismay
Nice fillet
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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TJC - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Holstee Cow, Batman--that was some *plot* twist!!
Michael Pacholek - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Rats, your closing comment used the joke I had prepared. So I'll just say this is a good parody, and that's no bull.
Old Man Ribber - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Where's the beef? Right here! Good job, Warren! ;D
Tommy Turtle - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL, literally, @ "He gave the wrong thing a yank."! Would vote 555 if the box worked.

Security code AYN, Guess CG knows I'm a Rand-Fan.
John Barry - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
This mooved me to give you five stomachs.
WarrenB - October 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone. Your comments were bovine.
WarrenB - May 26, 2011 - Report this comment
This song is now on YouTube (for better or worse). I felt I had to milk it for what it was worth.

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