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Song Parodies -> "Please Become The Crane"

Original Song Title:

"She Thinks I Still Care"

Original Performer:

George Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Please Become The Crane"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Get Out of My Ramen had requested me to make this song. He's been watching SpongeBob's Skill Crane episode, where Squidward tries harder to win the crane and get a prize, but loses every time. What you should do to control the crane machine is in the song parody. By the way, original song was written by Dickey Lee and Steve Duffy, and sung by George Jones.
Please become the crane.

[Verse 1]
When you dunno how to spin the crane right,
When you lost your prize you thought you'd claim.
When you lose a lot of times and cry yourself to sleep,
Please become the crane.

[Verse 2]
When you cannot sleep because of money,
Buy some quarters and try harder for the game.
When you cannot watch your TV cause of that machine,
Please become the crane.

But if your spongy friend is still the winner,
Then let him show you how to play, my dear.

[Verse 3]
When you dunno how to spin the crane right,
When you lost your prize you thought you'd claim,
When you thought you'd play again then give it all up,
Please become the crane.

Please become the crane.
Might not make great sense, but that's the way the Skill Crane Machine goes, Ramen Man. Thanks for the request. Hope we all enjoyed the Skill Crane like Squidward did in that episode.
(C) Darius Studios.

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