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Song Parodies -> "She Thinks I've Got Hair"
Original Song Title:
"She Thinks I Still Care"
Original Performer:
George Jones
Parody Song Title:
"She Thinks I've Got Hair"
Parody Written by:
Parody Pete
The Lyrics
Just because she sees my Wild Root Cream Oil
Because I set shampoo everywhere..
Just because I wear one of those hairy baseball caps,
She thinks I've..got hair..
Just because I own a comb and brush set
Just because I've grown long sideburns down to there
Just because I got this chin beard and a nice moustache,
She thinks I've...got hair..
I know I shouldn't purposely mislead her
It isn't nice deceiving, says my ma
But what's good for geese is good for ganders,
And I've felt some padding in her bra..
Just because I brag about my barber
And just because my guy friends call me, "Bear"
Just because I've heard her say she can't stand bald guys,
Sometimes, toups, I wear..
So she thinks I've...got hair
She thinks I've...got hair
Because I set shampoo everywhere..
Just because I wear one of those hairy baseball caps,
She thinks I've..got hair..
Just because I own a comb and brush set
Just because I've grown long sideburns down to there
Just because I got this chin beard and a nice moustache,
She thinks I've...got hair..
I know I shouldn't purposely mislead her
It isn't nice deceiving, says my ma
But what's good for geese is good for ganders,
And I've felt some padding in her bra..
Just because I brag about my barber
And just because my guy friends call me, "Bear"
Just because I've heard her say she can't stand bald guys,
Sometimes, toups, I wear..
So she thinks I've...got hair
She thinks I've...got hair
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Pete - short, direct, and FUNNY. That's how I like 'em! ;D
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