Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Pillsbury Crisp (Get the Roll)"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of Sir Frankie Crisp (Let it Roll)"

Original Performer:

"The Ballad of Pillsbury Crisp (Get the Roll)"

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The Lyrics

For Leo Keough - here is a follow-up to your "A Hard Roll's A-gonna Fall" song. The roll is still going strong. From George Harrison's All Things Must Pass record.

Let it roll down on the floor
Through the hall and out the door
Like a mountain hardened by the Earth
Crusty roll just adds to girth
Get the roll

Grind thee roll but crust ye stays
Drink ye toddies in a haze
See the horde of all the mouths to feed
Get the roll before they bleed
Get the roll

Get the roll, it's skin ye shaves
Ye can caulk with droole and blades
Screw ye goode, here may ye test with file
Sand your beef to patch your pie
With the roll.

Get the roll, get the roll
Get the roll, get the roll

Use the fusion bomb who cares
Groan as mommy leaps and swears
Cries that find the roll is still alright
Still is whole into the night
Get the roll

Get the roll, get the roll
Get the roll, get the roll
Get the roll, get the roll

As Harrison did using words like coole and woode for cool and wood, I used some of the fancy words in the parody to try and class it up.

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