The Lyrics
[Note: Verses are sung over chorus vocals and bridges are sung over other background vocals.]
Dupe, dupe, dupe
Dupe the churls, dupe, dupe
Dupe the churls, dupe, dupe
Dupe the churls, dupe, dupe
Dupe the...stupe, stupe, stupe
Stupid churls, stupe, stupe
Stupid churls, stupe, stupe
Stupid churls, stupe, stupe
As I-I hawk screws I've knurled
Gruffly they shop, the stupid churls
Ah, the rubes, rubes garbed like earls
A-stroll on the purlieu, so slow
Yes-a-I know I'm such a smug dude, oh oh
Come-ons whet thee, olden varlets
'Cause I will dupe the churls
Oh, yea, yea, yea yeah-ah (Dupe-duh-duh-dupe-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-dupe)
And when I've sold you
You'll feel my clutches touchin' your purse
And I'll hawk screws I've scooped up
At the Renaissance theme-ful faire
Yes-a-I know I'm gonna mug you, oh oh
Bluffing, I rob thee, louts
The mindless, stupid churls
Oh, yea, yea, yea yeah (Dupe-duh-duh-dupe-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-dupe)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (Dupe the churls, dupe, dupe)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (Dupe the churls, dupe, dupe)
Ah, ah, ah, ah (Dupe the churls, dupe, dupe)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (Stupid churls, stupe, stupe)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (Stupid churls, stupe, stupe)
Ah, ah, ah (Stupid churls, stupe, stupe)
Well, I know I'm such a smug dude, oh oh
Hustling the shopping crowd
The mindless, stupid churls
Oh, yea, yea, yea, yeah (Dupe-duh-duh-dupe-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-dupe)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (Dupe the churls, dupe, dupe)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (Dupe the churls, dupe, dupe)
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah