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Song Parodies -> "Young Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Young Girl"

Original Performer:

Gary Puckett & The Union Gap

Parody Song Title:

"Young Girls"

Parody Written by:

Pete Zagaetz

The Lyrics

Young girls I've got on my mind
Under 18, the very best kind
I like fun girls
Long as they're young girls

Go ply your charms like a woman
Even though you are just a youth
Some might say you're not old enough to love
Off they should shove!
Besides, you're earning for me loot

Go, go, go young girls
And be very kind
To my clients, your age they don't mind
They like young girls
Don't come unstrung, girls

You start by doing some make-out
And then you open up your thighs
My clients are all known to be
Akin to me
So treat 'em right, because they buy

Go, go, go young girls
And be very kind
To my clients, though they're pervert swine
They like young girls
Show 'em your lungs, girls!

You're bringing in lots of manna
As long as you are up to par
So, get out there and show 'em a good time
They're Epstein's kind
You're beneath the 18-year bar

Go, go, go young girls
Show 'em a good time
Just forget that they're committing crime
A young 'uns world
I traffic young girls

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Larry Fukkett - April 08, 2021 - Report this comment
Sounds like a new enterprize for the disgraced Traitor Donald. Then again, wait until the taxman finally nails him.
Jonathan Spurlock - April 08, 2021 - Report this comment
Snide comments aside, we should be able to agree that human trafficking is evil no matter where, which race is involved, or the age of the person trafficked. Some, admittedly, enter into this "profession" voluntarily but many do not, being kidnapped or "gamed"--brainwashed--into thinking this is my new identity. A Minneapolis police officer wrote a book about prostitutes (some as young as 14!) and how he tried to rescue some of them. The sad thing is that too many people desire and demand pleasure at some other person's expense.
ATTN: CHUCKIE D - April 08, 2021 - Report this comment
To Chuckie D or any other person in Admin. This is now the now the third straight parody done by this Pete Zagaetz scumbag that openly celebrates trafficking underage girls. You should probable do something about this
I. Ronnie - April 08, 2021 - Report this comment
Hey, ATTN moron. Anyone with a brain can see that this is an anti-trafficking parody about child-trafficker Matt Gaetz.
Rand - April 08, 2021 - Report this comment
Politics and hateful interactions have turned this once-fun site into a repellent sh**hole.
Peter - April 08, 2021 - Report this comment
Political parodies are usually not against the rules, but IF this is a political parody, I suggest using the "Top Comments" field in the submission form to clearly clarify that to avoid any misunderstandings (for starters, as one of the Europeans here, I totally missed the Gaetz "injoke" (if that's what it is) until reading above). As it stands now it just reads as disgusting pedophilia. Please. Don't.
ATTN GUY - April 08, 2021 - Report this comment
At least there is now some sort of explanation for these efforts. Without it, these parodies came across as a real danger for the website. And it was not at all obvious that this was a political parody
Sad But True - April 08, 2021 - Report this comment
Unfortunately, Rand, you are right. Once-fun site is now a sewer of trolls. Great while it lasted, though.

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