(instrumental intro)

Limbaugh's pill tower:
Found out, but never... stops hypocrisy, and
He's sour; his part in his drug mess:
Endless sleaze.

And so we'll taunt *E.I.B., 'cause Rush's maid
Had bought him drugs to ease his mind.
One thing you can be sure of:
He's unprepared for "jail love."
And you can bet he won't do time.

Limbaugh's pill tower:
Found out, but never... stops hypocrisy, and
He's sour; his part in his drug mess:
Endless sleaze.

Rush Limbaugh tries to sell you... his "facts of life."
He lies so much, with cash to burn.
Rush used to gladly preach, too:
"Druggies are bums; cops beat you."
He's in the oven, and may burn...

Limbaugh's pill tower:
Found out, but never... stops hypocrisy, and
He's sour; his part in his drug mess:
Endless sleaze.

(repeat chorus and fade)