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Song Parodies -> "Old Bern'"

Original Song Title:

"Young Girl"

Original Performer:

Gary Puckett and the Union Gap

Parody Song Title:

"Old Bern'"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Old Bern',
Get out of my mind!
My love for you is way out of line!
Check the polls, Bern'!
You're much too old, Bern'!

With all the charm of a Clinton--
You've got a penchant for the truth--
I wish you well, but if
You ever see
A vote from me,
It won't be in a voting booth!

Woo, ooh, ooh,

Old Bern',
It's time to go home!
You need some hair
Or a rug on your dome!
Better fold, Bern'!
You're much too old, Bern'!

So hurry home to your mama
She must be 'bout one hundred four!
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind,
Cuz I'm afraid we'll lose New York!

Woo, ooh, ooh,

Old Bern',
Drop out of the race!
My love for Jews is so out of place!
Time to go, Bern'!
You're much too old, Bern'!
┬ęBob "The Hispanic Panic" Gomez 2016. Of course I wouldn't be saying these things if he were black.

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Jonathan - January 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Feel The Bern! ...well... that didn't sound TOO nasty... anyway 455
P.S. I believe you skipped a verse unless you were parodying a shortened version of the OS I only took notice because the OS happens to be my favorite Gary Puckett tune!
The Revolution - January 22, 2016 - Report this comment
It seems that the Socialist Hipster-Oldster is beating the Traitor-Liar in the polls in both Iowa and New Hampshire. Now how did that happen?
Bob Gomez - January 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jonathan and Revo for the comments, and yes I missed a verse. To compensate I did anagrams. And here are your top 30 Bernie Sanders Anagrams: Beers End Rains. Nerds: E-Brains. Diner Sans Beer. Ensnares In Bed. Sneer And Be IRS. Bend Serena, Sir! Seen Rand's Bier? Rand's Been, Sire. Benders Are Sin? Benders Arisen! Insane Red Rebs. Insaner Breeds. Seen Birds Near? Seen Saner Bird? Serbian Sender. See Rend In Bras. Seen Red Brains. Reindeer's Bans. Beer And Sirens. Die, Barrenness. Beards Ne'er Sin! Rear Ends Be Sin? Serene, Drab Sin. Bare Ends Risen. Niners Bed Arse. Dre's Nine Bears. Rene's Brandies. I See RR Bans End. Bris Near Deen's. Ben In A Dresser.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - January 23, 2016 - Report this comment
5s for improving this site with the use of anagrams, although I see no reason why these couldn't be made singable (some effort would be required). Should your unique form of verbal attack on politicians be honored by the moniker "Boob Gemz"?

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