Women, oh women
Mitt had so many in a binder to find
Gov of Massachusetts
Had a staff chock-full of guys
And he says that put him into a bind
’Cause he was so progressive, first-rate research he applied

Women, mo’ women
He got a binder-full to find the right kind

He’d seen men-gals ratio askew
It was patriarchy
And it hurt him though he had a Mormon mind
So he got himself big books to track
Down a matriarchy

Women, go women
And then all those binders he mined, gals to find

Women aplenty in his books
Yet he didn’t approve
Of many appointments of the distaff kind
I think you’d have to say it
That those books were barely used

Women, those women
Out of sight in those binders and out of mind