I feel kitty,
I feel koochie,
Petting it like a poochy, I am
Her nice kitty,
Softer than virgin wool on a lamb

It feels fluffy,
Kinda' flappy,
Pert and puffy, I'm happy, it's real
In the buffy,
With my girl and I'm copping a feel

Such a pretty babe on my king-size bed
There should be some action real soon
Such a sexy look,
Such a sexy smile,
Such a sexy kiss,
Sex is our balloon..

It feels fuzzy
And exciting,
Watching all of her charming unfurl
Having fun with my hottie wonderful girl!

She sure has a nice end, my Gia
The lovliest chick in the flock
I know that there never could be a
Better lady for role-playing nursemaid and doc

I know we're in love
The feeling is plain
If this isn't love,
Tar-zan's not with Jane

We both feel the heat
The passion is strong
How fast our hearts beat
Just racing along..

Reach down on the floor
For the condoms..
Time for Pussy Galore and Bond'ems

Sweaty and right
Let's pull down the blinds
We're out of our clothes
Let's get our of our minds..

I feel kitty,
Smokin' koochie
Like a Gucci gown at a premiere
Susan Lucci would be honored just to appear here
(la la la la la la la la la la)

I feel yearny
I feel anxious
I feel ready and Freddy does too
For a journey to that part of you
(la la la la la la la la la la la la)

See the sexy girl..ceiling mirrors, there (Oh, eww, ahh, mm)
Eve and Adam up there is we (Oh, eww, ahh, mm)
Such a lucky night,
Such a lucky time
Lucky you and me..

I feel pleasured
And climatic
In the basement and attic of life
(In the basement and attic of life)
Got the ring, gonna' ask her to be my wife

She just answered yes, and she will be my wife