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Song Parodies -> "I Feel Betty"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Pretty"

Original Performer:

From "West Side Story"

Parody Song Title:

"I Feel Betty"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I feel Betty,
Hot Trot Betty
I met Betty, she's my date tonight,
In the city,
Parked down in lovers lane..out of sight

I'm Prince Car fling,
Not Prince Charming,
I been arming my courage with wine
Now dear Betty.
Is my Tarzan tree and clinging vine,,

See the wigg'ly babe in the backseat there
Who can that disrobing broad be?
Such a smiling face, such a wrinkled dress,
Such a willing her,
Such a horny me..

Betty's soft-like
And hayloft-like
I hear squealing..she's feeling the joy
Digit loving..my Betty's underall toy !

See the lusty two in the mirror there
Who can that hard breathing pair be?
Such a steamy scene, hair a scary mess
We could use some Dial,
Both Betty and me..

I am cunning
At romancing
Ford's not running,..made motor stall, coy,,
Now I'm doing my Bett-tease..under, Oh Boy !

(Goose-ical interlube, er, interlude)

I feel Betty,
We're all sweaty
Would be petty, upsetty..to some
But not Betty,
She likes my fingers here by her bum..

I feel Betty,
Not "Quette-eti"
Touchy, feely, I'm really a scum..
Not to Betty,
Pretty soon I think I'll use my thumb !

Raunchy romance styles I'm applauded for
Lauded for, in generous ways
Sketching images of sex scrimmages
Often I rehearse..
New perversive plays..

I feel manly,
Ripped and tanly,
Though I'm really quite nerdy daytimes
Comes the night, I'm a tiger..
Dancing on dimes !

Look at Betty writhing and rolling there
Anxiously awaiting my probes..
Such insanity feeds my vanity..
Body quivering..
Even her ear lobes..

I feel Betty,
Off's her teddy
And she's ready for Freddie..red hot.
Time for sin,
Her virgin-uh...tee I just got !

Time for sin,
Her virgin-uh...tee I just got !






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Timmy1000 - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
A titillating parody to start the day. Good one, AFW
Fiddlegirl - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Home run from the "Won"!
TJC - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
You and The Turtle collaborating today!!? Salacious QuinceaƱerass, SeƱor!
Mark Scotti - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I "feel" like voting fives for this "touchy" subject!
AFW - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tim, Fg, TJC, I guess we have sort of strolled in the same vane, and thanks, Mark...
Andy Primus - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
3 more handfuls of digits in case you need some stunt doubles
Tommy Turtle - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Have you met my friend, AFDubya?
The horniest guy on the block?
You've got good friend Betty to rub ya
Threre's a smile on his clock, cuz' on c*ck, her lip-lock!

He had so much fun
But caused her some pain
'Twa*s so nice and tight
And man, is he "vein"!

A party so sweet
She's clearly no tease
A wonderful treat
And hope no disease!BR>
What a day for her!
Lots of vino
Woman, not a girl
Biblic'-ly, know!

Modest? Him? Sure!
So lucky a find
He's got him a cure:
No wanking 'til blind!

Way TMGLTM, but as TT recently commented to another spin on OS (no names), I wish everyone who does it would do the full production number, *which includes numerous verses by the other girls* matching what's above, plus a few individual lines here and there (mostly echoes).

It's cheesy to cite oneself, http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/westsidestorybernsteinsondheim1.shtml, (oops -- how did that get in there?) so here's the link to the official WSS site lyrics for TOS:

http://www.westsidestory.com/lyrics_pretty.php

The above ditty was tossed off in about 10-15 minutes, so surely someone of your creativity could have fleshed (so to speak) it out fully, even if not quite at turtle-crawl speed. It really should be a 4 for pacing 'cuz of the emission -- I mean, omission, but the concept, execution, and those TMGL would deserve a 6 if that were possible, so it still averages to 555. Cheers!
alvin - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
pretty good
AFW - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andy, alvin, and Tommy....good job on those verses...sometimes I do verses to show tunes, and old songs, but again, the version I found didn't have 'em...and it's kinda' like sex, or dining, sometimes I just like to skip the appetizers and get right to the main course, or (inter-) now, I'm off to the links you listed..swooooooooshhhh..
! ! ! - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord SatyrMayor, you've crossed the ~Line oSrimmage~ again, Sir L'Air !
AFW - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ex...may I call you Ex? or would it be the Ex sisters..? I see there's three of you...
LadyX - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'air, You and your ~SweatyBetty~ She resembles all your " Bed-Buddies", Sir !

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