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Song Parodies -> "Di'rrhea"

Original Song Title:

"Maria"

Original Performer:

From "West Side Story"

Parody Song Title:

"Di'rrhea"

Parody Written by:

Parody Pete

The Lyrics

The most terrible sound that ever stirred:
Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea
All the horrible thoughts of the world in a single word:
Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea, Di'rrhea

Di'rrhea, I've just met a girl with Di'rrhea,
And suddenly I know, how messy things can go, unbound
Di'rrhea, I've just banged a girl with Di'rrhea
And suddenly I've learned how stomachs can be turned around
Di'rrhea, we're in bed, when there's something spraying
Warm and soft on my hips,..I'm laying.
Di'rrhea, now I can't stop saying, "DI'RRHEA!"


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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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2:49 AM - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh no! A poomaster clone!
alvin - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
south side story, sounds like
John Barry - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Disgustingly funny.
Maria - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Vile and vulgar. Inappropriate for a family website.
MrMacphisto - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Three 5's for risking the wrath of the humorless police.
Jason - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Perhaps Parody Pete WAS poomaster at the time, since this is identical to what poomaster would write.
Stephen Harrington - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
What's Di'rrhea? A diarrhea substitute? DKTOS, so I can't vote on this... but you definetly showed an undesirable situation that could happened during that...
Pete - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Grazie for voting and commentary. Sorry, Jason, but I'm not THE poomaster. I have never quite been able to master it

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