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Song Parodies -> "Porn's Free"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

Original Performer:

From the film: "Born Free"

Parody Song Title:

"Porn's Free"

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The Lyrics

Porn's Free,
Why pay for the service?
There's previews to serve us,
Just one leer away on the web..

Porn's Free
For guys who like droolin'
It don't take no schoolin',
To follow the flow and the ebb

Or any search engine,
Will keep your eyes bingein'
And hung'rin' for Heather and Deb..

Porn's Free,
So if you're that mogul
That itches to ogle,
Lean back, and ice up some beers

Yes, Porn's Free,
As free as the willows
Fluff up your fat pillows
And soak up X-X-X souvenoirs.

But surf slow,
And use caution, mister
One might be your sister
...such sight would redden your ears,

Such sight would redden your ears

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Phil Alexander - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment
It must have been hard doing the research for this one ;-)
Old Man Ribber - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - Free porn! Free Willy! Free the Chicago Seven! Free to a good home! ;D
WCJ - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment
I wouldn't want porn even if it was free! But this parody is great at "baring" it all! 555! :-)
AFW - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil, funny line...thanks, OMR heh, heh, Free Willy...and thanks, WCJ...good pun
WarrenB - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment
I guess we could call the above a pornady. If you did this everyday, we'd call it a pornaday. And if you did this every hour, we'd call an ambulance.
AFW - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Warren..pornady, good word
Rex - July 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I wonder how often this parody will start turning up in Google searches for "free porn". I'll have to investigate and get back to you on that in a couple years. Excellent work.
Patrick - July 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Porn sites, just like real promiscuity, seem to lead to a host of viruses and infections.
AFW - July 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex...and thanks, Patrick. Profound thought

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