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Song Parodies -> "I Could Have Ranched All Night"
Original Song Title:
"I Could Have Danced All Night"
Original Performer:
From, "My Fair Lady"
Parody Song Title:
"I Could Have Ranched All Night"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I could have ranched all night,
I could have ranched all night
Like no one's ranched before
It made my Ritz The Boss,
I spread and spread that sauce
An hors d'oeuvre Heaven's pour.
Blessed with a zest that made it so exciting
It teased and twirled my tongue just right
Checked off my bucket list
Next is Beyonce' kissed
I could have ranched, ranched, ranched all night
I could have ranched all night
That dip was such delight
It shocked like Third World War
As big a mega thrill
As Teddy's San Juan hill
Or Old Thomas Ed's Kite soar
They fin'lly kicked me out..kicking, screaming
That Olive Garden of Space Flight
With my 'still wanting' lips
Bade "Goodbye, Mr. Chips"
I could have ranched, ranched, ranched, ranched, ranched all night
They had to drag me out.. kicking, screaming
I nearly Big "O"d with each bite
My date just hid her face
And split in red disgrace,
I could have ranched, ranched, ranched, ranched, ranched all night
I could have ranched all night
Like no one's ranched before
It made my Ritz The Boss,
I spread and spread that sauce
An hors d'oeuvre Heaven's pour.
Blessed with a zest that made it so exciting
It teased and twirled my tongue just right
Checked off my bucket list
Next is Beyonce' kissed
I could have ranched, ranched, ranched all night
I could have ranched all night
That dip was such delight
It shocked like Third World War
As big a mega thrill
As Teddy's San Juan hill
Or Old Thomas Ed's Kite soar
They fin'lly kicked me out..kicking, screaming
That Olive Garden of Space Flight
With my 'still wanting' lips
Bade "Goodbye, Mr. Chips"
I could have ranched, ranched, ranched, ranched, ranched all night
They had to drag me out.. kicking, screaming
I nearly Big "O"d with each bite
My date just hid her face
And split in red disgrace,
I could have ranched, ranched, ranched, ranched, ranched all night
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Great Caesar's Salad!!
Thanks, Len
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