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Song Parodies -> "With A Little Tit"

Original Song Title:

"With A Little Bit Of Luck"

Original Performer:

From "My Fair Lady"

Parody Song Title:

"With A Little Tit"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

The Lord above gave some gals puffs of plenty
For men to nuzzle in and touch a lot
The Lord above gave some gals puffs of plenty, but
With a little bit of tit, just a little bit of tit,
Any sexy gal can still be hot !
Just a little bit, just a little bit,
Just a little bit of tit can still be hot !

To compensate for lack of breast endowment
The Lord put more libido in their perk
Might come up short with lack of breast endowment, but
With a little bit of tit, just a little bit of tit,
They can handle any horny jerk !
Just a little bit, just a little bit,
Just a little bit of tit can really work !

Some may support their bra in a wheelbarrow
But with a little bit of tit..you'll still have it !

Females with less, quite often, men will marry
But at voluptuous, they'll always look
Females with nubs, quite often men will marry, but
With that little bit of tit, just a little bit of tit,
Those domesticates know how to cook !
Those domesticates, those domesticates,
Those domesticates can really cook !
With a little tit, with a little tit,
Just a little tit can still spell nook !

The Lord above can't grant all women "DD's"
So that's why he invented bras of foam
Though there are Ta-tas there are also Tee-tees, but
With a little bit of tit, just a little bit of tit
Babes will pip those nips and please at home !
With a little tit, with a little tit
With that little bit of tit, girls please at home !

Know how to throw small goodness at you..and
With a little bit of luck..you won't be stuck

So, hold on fella's let us not belittle
Flat chested gals with blouses in, not out
Up there in front, they may be sort'a little, butt
With a pos-a-terior, that's not in-a-ferior
In the bedroom they'll still make you shout..!
With a little tit..with a little tit...
Just that little tit will make you shout..!

She may not have big lumps on her breast pockets
The flattest pocketed babe you could meet
She may not have those lumps on her breast pocket, but
With her little bit of tit, with her little bit of tit
She will show you she is twice as sweet..
With a little tit...with a little tit...
All those little tits, don't scoff 'em off like fools..
With a little tit...with a little tit...
With a little tit a lady rules !

With a little tit a lady rules !




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alvin - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
great stuff...especially liked the wheelbarrow line
Mark Scotti - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny! Size 555 DDD
AFW - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to alvin, and Mark
John Barry - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Keeping abreast of the parody genre.
Ms-Busy-B - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
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