Yum diddle iddle iddle yum diddle some
Yum diddle iddle iddle yum diddle some

In and out and up and down describes our favorite pastime
Sweat a lot, don't get a lot, just when the dear wife has time
Sunday mornings, Friday nights, with CD's on to fast time
In and out and up and down describes our favorite pastime

Yum diddle iddle iddle yum diddle some
Yum diddle iddle iddle yum diddle some

Don't need attend a seminar
To dabble in this sport
We all take to it, naturally
With rackets long or short
Since Adam luckied up with Eve
And heard some "Ahhs" and "Ohhs"
We do this thing on our bed spring
Because it curls our toes:

It's used to manufacture kids
But, also one nice hobby
Denise and Fred, Marie and Bill
And even Bruce and Bobby
If you're an exhibitionist,
You've done a hotel lobby
It's meant to manufacture kids,
But, also one nice hobby..

Yum diddle iddle iddle yum diddle some
Yum diddle iddle iddle yum diddle some

The topic's talked about a lot
With friends and on TV
It is what makes the world go round,
Madams and pimps wealthy
If we don't treat it with respect,
This magic wand of life
We'll wind up with an STD
Or even worse, a wife:

Oh, In and out and up and down
A hundred times a minute
Perhaps a thousand, when we're young,
Athletic, really spin it
If it was an Olympic game,
I'm sure that I could win it..
In and out and up and down
A lotta' times a minute

In and out and up and down,
C'mon now, let's all "Sin" it