I'm a gull, and I think I'm pretty great!
I am proud that my disposition's nervy
That I walk with a Mar'lyn Monroe gait
And can fly right side up, or topsy turvy..

I have fun doing air tricks by the seashore
With my friends, on the foamy waves, I race
Sometimes catch a high breeze, so I can see more,
And can be more agile than the bugs I chase..

I'll do what most birds can ne'er do
Hover, dive, like a kite you pull
Sail free as the clouds in air do,
I enjoy being a gull!

I like to play out when sunny,
Scoop a fish with bill and pull
I might even pluck your money,
I enjoy being a gull!

My jaw can unhinge when I will charge prey
Maneuver like Lindbergh, I'm an ace
A trick for consuming extra large prey,
Such as clams or a coot, whatever's in my space!

I'm one amphibious female,
And will lay speckled eggs, two or three
I'm as sexy and cool as email,
I enjoy flying the sky, being a gull...like...me.

The wind and the waves make me feel good,
Float and play, times are never dull
Just breed once a year, but it's real good,
I enjoy being a gull!

When someone feeds me, I'm bolder,
Nibble bread pieces till I'm full..
Glide in, landing on their shoulder,
I enjoy being a gull!

At me, through binoculars, they're gawking
Girls in brief bikinis, by the sea..
If I was a male bird I'd be squawking
And hawking down some oysters, frantic'lly

With sun on my wings I glimmer,
Swoop to poop, my target will be
One bald head of an obese swimmer,
(That's why life's never dull)
And I enjoy being a gull...like...me

I enjoy being a gull...like...me