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Song Parodies -> "Before The Next Beer Can Falls"

Original Song Title:

"Before The Next Teardrop Falls"

Original Performer:

Freddy Fender

Parody Song Title:

"Before The Next Beer Can Falls"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

If you'll dump that bum you got
I can save a pistol shot
And the mess his brains would make there on the walls
So if he ever does you dirt
I'll change into my one clean shirt,
And I'll be there before the next beer can falls

If you want my huggins back
Ring a ding to my old shack,
I'll crank up the old Ford pickup, sometimes stalls
I'll wash out that old bean pot,
Throw a squirrel in, keep it hot
And I'll be there before the next beer can falls

I'll be there in a flash,
Make your check out, sign it cash
On the way back we'll go shoppin' at the malls
If he ever leaves your ass,
C'mon home and cut my grass,
I'll be there before the next beer can falls,

Yup, I'll be there before the next beer can falls

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Christie Marie M - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Great write and touching story. I heard the song the first time and loved it. I also enjoyed your parody lots.
AFW - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie..yeah, the original has a very pretty melody and is a great classic C/W song...I turned it into a little nonsense, I guess

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