Last night I took a dump in the dark
Down at a place they call Diarrhea Park.
I had a dump and then I had a pee,
Out where the girls are.

I crapped my pants on the shoot the chute.
The girl beside me didn't give a hoot,
And later on, she was smelling just like me.

My poop was big, like an elephant,
Soft, like a bowl of oatmeal,
Brown, like a chocolate bar,
Rank, like a dead carcass.

We puked and puked at a hotdog stand.
We farted loud at a rotten band,
And when I could I gave that girl an enema,
In the middle of the cinema.

You'll never know how good a poop can feel
Till you poop off the top of a ferris wheel
The way I did, down at Diarrhea Park