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Song Parodies -> "Useless Teddie"
Original Song Title:
"Do the Freddie"
Original Performer:
Freddie and the Dreamers
Parody Song Title:
"Useless Teddie"
Parody Written by:
Rick Cormier
The Lyrics
The views expressed in this parody are not necessarily the views of its' author. However, they are views which the author has heard expressed time and again since his youth.
Useless Teddie
In his comfy seat, he sleeps, dreams of meat.
Useless Teddie (Teddie)
Can't believe this worm won another term.
Enough already (Teddie)
Kick the bum out of the senate please
He's the last holdout of the Kennedys
A wealthy snot, he's a red-faced sot
Useless Teddie (Teddie)
Useless Teddie (Teddie)
Cost him lots of dough to bury Mary Jo.
Useless Teddie (Teddie)
How he sleeps at night is beyond my sight.
Time for beddie (Beddie)
(high pitched maniacal laughter follows)
Hasn't worked a day since his hair turned white
He's gone so far left, he does nothing right
Tonic and gin got the best of him.
Useless Teddie (Teddie)
Useless Teddie (Teddie)
Useless Teddie (Teddie)
(Drone on ad nauseum)
In his comfy seat, he sleeps, dreams of meat.
Useless Teddie (Teddie)
Can't believe this worm won another term.
Enough already (Teddie)
Kick the bum out of the senate please
He's the last holdout of the Kennedys
A wealthy snot, he's a red-faced sot
Useless Teddie (Teddie)
Useless Teddie (Teddie)
Cost him lots of dough to bury Mary Jo.
Useless Teddie (Teddie)
How he sleeps at night is beyond my sight.
Time for beddie (Beddie)
(high pitched maniacal laughter follows)
Hasn't worked a day since his hair turned white
He's gone so far left, he does nothing right
Tonic and gin got the best of him.
Useless Teddie (Teddie)
Useless Teddie (Teddie)
Useless Teddie (Teddie)
(Drone on ad nauseum)
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I, ah, found this pahrody to be, ah, quite funny. Even though, ah, the humah was at my, ah expense.
good idea for a parody, though a lot of folks might not know this song.....i was about ten when this song hit...hell, i even remember how to do "the freddie"...5s
Thanks, Alvin. I'm ashamed to say I could do the Freddie too.
Useless? Hasn't worked a day... Even his harshest critics say he's the hardest-working Senator. He's the best Senator of the last 100 years, and has had more of a positive impact on this country than all 55 of the current Republican Senators combined. And he's not as fat (or as horny) as Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich or Henry Hyde. And, yeah, I voted all ones. I can do that under the Voting Rights Act of 1965 and its 1982 extension, both of which Ted sponsored.
So much for political satire!
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