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Song Parodies -> "Love Is A Many Splintered Thing"

Original Song Title:

"Love Is A Many Splendored Thing"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra, and others

Parody Song Title:

"Love Is A Many Splintered Thing"

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The Lyrics

Love Is A Many Splintered Thing
When Pinocchio
And his girlfriend go close encountering
They could wind up with big slivers
Slivers in their livers,
Or, on their bums, when they have flung a fling

Though, only puppets, they may be
On that special date, if they copulate
It is so risky..
So, they should take care, and well prepare
A pair of tweezers bring..
Cause, wood Love's A Many Splintered Thing...
Yes, wood Love's A Many Splintered Thing,..

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alvin rhodes - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...5s

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