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Song Parodies -> "I Get A Kick Out Of Two"

Original Song Title:

"I Get A Kick Out Of You"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"I Get A Kick Out Of Two"

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The Lyrics


My story may be a tad bit too bold
But, feminine solitaire
Leaves me totally cold
There are no exceptions
In stating my case..
When I go for what tingles me
I don't search for a single "C"
Here's my preference sexually,
A double embrace..


Don't get much kick from one's charms
Not that much fun
To just tangle with one
But, double the pleasure comes thru
Yes, I Get A Kick Out Of Two

I've got two lips and two arms
You do the math,
Want two babes in my bath
Or shower, or hot tub, it's true
'Cause I Get A Kick Out Of Two

I get a kick every time I see two
Lying there beside me
I get that kick as I touch and tease
These lovely shes,
Who aren't denied me

Make it two milkmaids from farms
I won't deny any gal with my fly
Tho' her IQ's as low as my shoe
No matter what pick
I'll still Get A Kick Out Of Two..

Yes, I Get A Kick Out Of Two...

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alvin rhodes - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
two funny...great concept
TJC - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Double Flynt Fun (Larry, that is!) Excellent....
Ravyn Rant - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This reminds me of a song that a friend of mine wrote called "It's my turn to sleep in the middle". ;) Good job. 555
Lionel Mertens - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
It'd be big of you if you married two, instead of bigamy. 5's
AFW - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin................thanks, TJC..good pun, and thanks, Ravyn..sounds like a good one, and thanks, Lionel...also good pun

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