That's Wife,
Thats what all us husbands say
She'll love your fly in April,
Hate it, in May
Much like traffic lights, these ladies minds
Gotta' sit and wait, learn to read their signs

I said, That's Wife,
Unpredictable as your dreams
Sometimes she talks real sweet
Sometimes it's all screams..
But, you can't let it, let it get you down,
Keep that marriage wheel shined,
And spinnin' around

She'll be a bitch in the kitchen, a mother, a cook,
A doctor, a nurse..sews and mends
Builds you up, lets down, gets angry or sad
But still, best of friends..
She'll drive you crazy nuts, get in your face,
Then kiss and make up, with a tender embrace..

That's Wife,
A five foot romantic riot
But, there's no quittin', Baby
Gotta' raise that flag, gotta' fly it
Take the bad with the good
And just hunker down and try
'Cause you know without her,
You would just die


Sometimes a bitch in the kitchen, a mother, a cook,
A doctor, a nurse..sews and mends
Builds you up, lets down, gets angry or sad
And yet, best of friends..
She'll drive you crazy nuts, get in your face,
Then, kiss and make up, with a tender embrace..

That's Wife,
A five foot romantic riot
But, there's no quittin', Baby
Gotta' raise the flag, gotta' fly it
Take the bad with the good
And just hunker down and try
'Cause you know without her,
You would just die