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Song Parodies -> "That's Wife"

Original Song Title:

"That's Life"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"That's Wife"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

That's Wife,
Thats what all us husbands say
She'll love your fly in April,
Hate it, in May
Much like traffic lights, these ladies minds
Gotta' sit and wait, learn to read their signs

I said, That's Wife,
Unpredictable as your dreams
Sometimes she talks real sweet
Sometimes it's all screams..
But, you can't let it, let it get you down,
Keep that marriage wheel shined,
And spinnin' around

She'll be a bitch in the kitchen, a mother, a cook,
A doctor, a nurse..sews and mends
Builds you up, lets down, gets angry or sad
But still, best of friends..
She'll drive you crazy nuts, get in your face,
Then kiss and make up, with a tender embrace..

That's Wife,
A five foot romantic riot
But, there's no quittin', Baby
Gotta' raise that flag, gotta' fly it
Take the bad with the good
And just hunker down and try
'Cause you know without her,
You would just die


Sometimes a bitch in the kitchen, a mother, a cook,
A doctor, a nurse..sews and mends
Builds you up, lets down, gets angry or sad
And yet, best of friends..
She'll drive you crazy nuts, get in your face,
Then, kiss and make up, with a tender embrace..

That's Wife,
A five foot romantic riot
But, there's no quittin', Baby
Gotta' raise the flag, gotta' fly it
Take the bad with the good
And just hunker down and try
'Cause you know without her,
You would just die

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Royce Miller - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
You've expressed your feelings well if that's what you intended.
alvin rhodes - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
in the end, a love song...i like that
Matthias - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I loved the "Bitch in the kitchen" great job AFW!!!!
Stephen Harrington - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I trust your pacing. 555, very good.
PMS - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
555 well done
AFW - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce, alvin, Stephen, Matthias, and PMS
Lionel Mertens - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
5's AFW. May I suggest "Ain't no woman like the one I lossed" for a parody. I wish the best for you in your struggle.
Red Ant - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
"She'll drive you crazy nuts": and your nuts crazy on occasion too.
Rick C - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
:-)
AFW - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lionel...good one..........Thanks, RA..good one, too..and thanks, Rick C

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