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Song Parodies -> "Horse And Carriage"

Original Song Title:

"Love And Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Horse And Carriage"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Horse And Carriage
Horse And Carriage
The Amish never fear
High priced gas scare-age..
Maybe they're the smart ones,
The "Put The Horse Before The Cart" ones

Horse and buggy
Horse and buggy
Can't get stressed out with
An engine chuggy..
Buy no blades for shavin'
Just think of all the cash they're savin'

Try, try, try
To justify our
Pro..gress and high tech
Try, try, try
You can't deny
Their "Good...Old Days Gone By" tech

Horse and wagon
Horse and wagon
So meager is the cost
Of their ass draggin'
No...doubt, they're the smart ones
Those "Put The Horse..
They're right, of course,
Those "Put The Horse Before The..Cart" ones..

Try, try, try
To justify our
Pro...gress and high tech
Try, try, try,
You'll not deny
Their "Good...Old Days Gone By" tech..

Horse and wagon,
Horse and wagon,
Some hay's the only cost
Of their ass draggin'
They're...the really smart ones
Those "Put The Horse..
They're right, of course,
Those "Put The Horse Before The..Cart" ones

Yes Sir !

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Arwen - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent! Of course, I'd be willing to drive a horse and buggy around, but you're not getting me into one of those dowdy black dress/apron ensembles...; )
Matthias - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Amish Paradise!!!
alvin rhodes - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
i bet you get pretty good mileage from a gallon of oats
Dnimretsam - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I second Matthias' comment. "And you probably thinks it bites..." Very nice parody, Airfarcewon.
AFW - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Arwen, Poopie, Matthias,alvin, and Dnimretsam
Stephen Harrington - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
555, very good.
AFW - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stephen
PMS - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I giveth thee fives
AFW - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
And I thanketh you, PMS.. :)
John Barry - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thou art a fives-worthy poet.
AFW - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, John
Lionel Mertens - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought nobody but me parodied this song. Hey! what you doing in my territory. Me and ole Weird Al my come and do a Amish Clop by. Watch it Buddy! (j/k) 5's bro.
AFW - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Amish clop by...I like that..Thanks, Lionel
Poopie Longstocking - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I just came back here to confirm my 5,5,5 vote on this great parody of this great 50s' song!

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