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Song Parodies -> "Simon Cowell"
Original Song Title:
"Love And Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Simon Cowell"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Simon Cowell, Simon Cowell
On American Idol
Loves to scowl
Rips off nasty zingers
Gets real rude with try-out singers
Simon Cowell, Simon Cowell
Very often makes
Contestants howl
Bland are Paula, Randy
This cuts shots of Simon's brandy
Try, try, try to entertain him
Can't make the grass grow
Some girls cry
And then profane him
It's such a fiasco
Simon Cowell, Simon Cowell
Does his judging with
A grunt and growl
Why not turn the table?
And have him sing, if he is able
On American Idol
Loves to scowl
Rips off nasty zingers
Gets real rude with try-out singers
Simon Cowell, Simon Cowell
Very often makes
Contestants howl
Bland are Paula, Randy
This cuts shots of Simon's brandy
Try, try, try to entertain him
Can't make the grass grow
Some girls cry
And then profane him
It's such a fiasco
Simon Cowell, Simon Cowell
Does his judging with
A grunt and growl
Why not turn the table?
And have him sing, if he is able
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theodore and i agree...simon is one weird dude
So many rhymes you could have used for "Cowell", but didn't...foul, disembowel...throw in the towel...
Thanks, alvin....thanks Ravyn...could only use so many rhymes in one song..unless I would have doubled it, or have done a second parody...
Excuse me, AFW, but this is a 50's song. But I like it so I'm gonna give it a 5,5,5. Furthermore, TOS is 50 years old now, so if it came out in the 60's, then we'd have to currently be in the 2010's, which we're not.
Simon sucks, but this parody doesn't. 5s
Thanks, John.........and thanks, Poopie...Of course, it's from the fifties..I either, absentmindedly clicked on the wrong decade or else, my evil subconscious mind figured this was a good way to suck another vote that might come along with your correction...
I stumbled a bit on the pacing but still very good.
Thanks, Red
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