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Original Song Title:

"Strangers In The Night"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Downloads In The Night"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Downloads in the night
Exchanging porno
Though it isn't right
I just can't say no
Watching videos
All night is what I do

Bugging out my eyes by what they're doing
This stuff makes me smile, so I'm renewing
Nine dollars a month
All the smut I can view

Downloads in the night
Revealing jpegs
There's this actress named Clarisse
(Or perhaps it's Meg?)
Who cares - she's shed all her clothes
Nothing left to guess
Silicone; there's no frustration
Photoshop exaggeration

Downloads in the night
Make me distracted
Good thing that my wife
Has not reacted
If she does, we might
Be strangers in the night
Parody by Mason "PG" Resnick

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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 5   7

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QC79 - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
"Silicone; there's no frustration/Photoshop exaggeration"--that was funny! 555 and unlimited free downloads for you!
AFW - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
EXceptional re-write, and great last line pay off...Fives in the night
carol - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever turn of words Mason. Downloading 3 5's to you.
MasonR - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
QC79--unlimited, eh? AFW--glad you liked the payoff line! carol--thanks for the uplifting download. ;-) Actually, this might not have been so clever had my wife not cringed at some of the raunchier lines in early iterations. She suggested I'd get more mileage out of a subtler approach. I'm glad I took her advice!
Claude Prez - February 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Funny stuff - always like a little twist ending
CML - February 16, 2018 - Report this comment
You're doing a lot of commenting, Claude. You gonna be posting any stuff of your own soon? I wish you would; last time you did I fed off your work like a kind of parody tapeworm
Claude Prez - February 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Hi CML! Why yes, I have one in the works about "randy Jessica Tandy" you're gonna love; keep your eyes peeled
Belle - February 16, 2018 - Report this comment just gave me the go ahead for this subject in the parody. All bleary eyed and drooling, eh?

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