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Song Parodies -> "Martha Stewart"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Martha Stewart"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
Martha Stewart was released from home confinement shortly after midnight Aug. 31.
Martha Stewart, Martha Stewart
Got a phone call warning from an expert
Told her time to sell out
But wasn't there to help her bail out
Martha Stewart, Martha Stewart
Went to prison, said there's nothing to it
Slapped for inside trading
But still her halo's never fading
Tell, tell, tell, about money blown
During confusion
Sell, sell, sell, and you'll be calling home
This institution
Martha Stewart, Martha Stewart
Got a tip off, could be losing her shirt
Now the deals she's making
Will line up profits she'll be raking
Got a phone call warning from an expert
Told her time to sell out
But wasn't there to help her bail out
Martha Stewart, Martha Stewart
Went to prison, said there's nothing to it
Slapped for inside trading
But still her halo's never fading
Tell, tell, tell, about money blown
During confusion
Sell, sell, sell, and you'll be calling home
This institution
Martha Stewart, Martha Stewart
Got a tip off, could be losing her shirt
Now the deals she's making
Will line up profits she'll be raking
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just goes to show noone can predict anything I reckon, or that there's a yin and a yang, or there must be some message in it - nicely done Tim - 555
TOS was from the 50s'. But it's a nice parody anyway (I never liked Martha Stewart) so I give ya 5,5,5's.
Good job in expressing some inside information...about Martha....five shares
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