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Song Parodies -> "The Breast Is Yet To Come"
Original Song Title:
"The Best Is Yet To Come"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"The Breast Is Yet To Come"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Scenario: An exotic dancer singing this and performing her act
On this exotic pole, I just sucked on my thumb
Red top and thong, should be startin' your motor to hum..
I'll dance and make you sweat
The Breast Is Yet To Come..
The Breast Is Yet To Come, and they'll be so fine
You ain't even looked at none, Baby, till you've seen mine..
Wait till the hot time gets underway,
You'll feel your lips grow wet..
Wait till I start to purr and play,
You ain't seen nothin' yet !
The Breast Is Yet To Come, and they'll be divine..
The Breast Is Yet To Come...Come, when you've seen mine !
Baby, when you've seen mine,
They're gonna' knock out your eye..
You've only tasted some wine,
You're gonna' drain the glass dry..
Wait till my body's bare... on this pole all around..
You think you've seen a pair..These globes will astound..
Wait till you've nailed me with your eyes
Wait till I grab your stare..
Wait till you catch my pink surprise..
It's gonna' rock your chair !
The Breast Is Yet To Come, and they shall be fine..
The Breast Is Yet To Come, Hey now ! Look at mine !
Red top and thong, should be startin' your motor to hum..
I'll dance and make you sweat
The Breast Is Yet To Come..
The Breast Is Yet To Come, and they'll be so fine
You ain't even looked at none, Baby, till you've seen mine..
Wait till the hot time gets underway,
You'll feel your lips grow wet..
Wait till I start to purr and play,
You ain't seen nothin' yet !
The Breast Is Yet To Come, and they'll be divine..
The Breast Is Yet To Come...Come, when you've seen mine !
Baby, when you've seen mine,
They're gonna' knock out your eye..
You've only tasted some wine,
You're gonna' drain the glass dry..
Wait till my body's bare... on this pole all around..
You think you've seen a pair..These globes will astound..
Wait till you've nailed me with your eyes
Wait till I grab your stare..
Wait till you catch my pink surprise..
It's gonna' rock your chair !
The Breast Is Yet To Come, and they shall be fine..
The Breast Is Yet To Come, Hey now ! Look at mine !
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Y'know, Airman, I've heard that some women can be induced to, shall we say, reach a height of appreciation just by (THIS PORTION OF COMMENT CENSORED)... so your title may be closer to reality than you think!
Thanks, Michael...I catch your inference here, and would agree..
I've seen em - they're real - and they're spectacular - very funny title and idea AFW - 555
AFW...are you doing some moonlighting that we don't know about? 555
Thanks, Stuart, and Kristof....no, ah...Bruce Willis has that job taken...
ahbhhh the anticipation...5s
Thanks, Alvin
Ring-a-ding-ding!
Sir L'Air de Farce . . . ~ Duke 0'Edge ~ this is really a great match to the OS, I must say! . . . but still, Sir, it rather ' purrs & stirs ' . . .
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