And now, the soap is clear;
It lets you wash flannels and curtains
The price, it may be dear
But SA-8, it works, I'm certain.

My closet, it is full
Of overstock, my upline I paid
Please, mom, buy just one more
I'm selling Amway

Recruits, I've had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I called all whom I knew
They all refused my intervention.

I tried to sell, of course
Training brochures sit in the hallway
My friends would not buy in,
They won't do Amway

They say of fraud Amway's accused
A cult or scam? Some say it's proved
Material to motivate
Will take the cash right off your plate
Certain to fail, a chance you take
Yes that is Amway.

They tried to change their name
Quixtar, Amway said, would sound better
Or "Team of Destiny"
Now I can see, not profit-getters

To think they tried all that;
And may I say ? a somewhat sly way,
Oh no, no more for me,
I'm done with Amway.

They said I must stay, I cannot go
I was brainwashed, the soap's for show
And I heard Forbes said it's not real
My diamond distributor revealed
That if you leave, you are a dweeb
But I've quit Amway!